| Excerpt
                    from Book:   Bolderdash
                    the Church Cat lived in old Reverend Judi's lectern, in the
                    old Methodist church on Main Street. He had lived there for
                    quite some time.  Old
                    Reverend Judi didn't mind, you see. Even on the day of her
                    retirement sermon, the day of her last Sunday as minister
                    of the Main Street Methodist Church, Bolderdash lay sleeping,
                    curled up at her feet in the bottom of the lectern.  As
                    Old Reverend Judi gave her farewell sermon in early December
                    of the year of her retirement, she could feel the softness
                    of his fur and the tickle of a whisker against her ankles,
                    as she was speaking.  "When
                    it came time for me to retire last Easter," she began,
                    "and the church council asked me to stay on till Christmastime
                    to help finish up building our new educational wing and get
                    our congregation settled into it, I agreed."  "I
                    am so glad I did!" she continued. "It has been wonderful,
                    helping you plan all the new activities and programs which
                    the new wing will allow. And, it has been a joy to see adults,
                    youth and children of our congregation begin to use our new
                    facility." Reverend
                    Judi felt Bolderdash the Church Cat stir at the bottom of
                    the lectern, emit a little sigh, and then return to his sleeping.
                     What's
                    that you ask? Just how did a cat come to live in Old Reverend
                    Judi's lectern? Well, it all came about in a rather special
                    and unique fashion. It all happened one Sunday, when Old Reverend
                    Judi was not so old. She was quite young then. In fact, she
                    was a brand new minister.  It
                    was her first Sunday. Everyone was there in church to hear
                    Reverend Judi's first sermon. They were all dressed up, in
                    their best Sunday clothes! Reverend
                    Judi was giving the children's sermon. She was telling the
                    children about Jesus and the children in the Bible. Everyone
                    was smiling, and Young Reverend Judi began to ask the children
                    a question.  She
                    began, "Why did Jesus..." when all of a sudden,
                    Mrs. Periwinkle, the church organist let out a scream, hopped
                    off the organ bench, and began to do what looked to the children
                    like a funny little dance! The
                    children began to laugh! "Mice!"
                    Mice!" "There are mice on the pedals of the organ!"
                    screamed Mrs. Periwinkle. She screamed this in a high pitched
                    sort of voice the children had never heard Mrs. Periwinkle
                    use when she taught them to sing Jesus Loves Me at Children's
                    Choir. The
                    children and Young Reverend Judi stood wide-eyed, and didn't
                    quite know what to do... Just
                    then, everything really got exciting.
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                    Michael D. Purvis |